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Floobs are flat boobs. Tiny boobs on a woman.
That woman isn't sexy! She only has floobs!
Floobs by HawaiianPunch1 August 3, 2022
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floobs your boobs 

cool new slang for 'floats your boat'. only used by cool kids
you like mayo on your meatballs? ok whatever floobs your boobs...

boob floober 

A boob floober is someone who floobs another's boobs. The action of "floobing" is to place your hand under a boob, then to wiggle around your fingers. If you are getting your boobs floobed, your are not the boob floober, but the floobee.
Male 1: Did you hang out with Becky last night?
Male 2: Yeah she let me floob her boobs!
Male 1: Sick man! I bet youre an awesome boob floober!
boob floober by gay loser baby August 19, 2014

flip flop floobity flosby 

Date Rape by drugging the target wait for them to become affected and semi-unconscious and thenhave unconsented sex with the victim.
Bill Cosby like the Flip Flop Floobity Flosby.
The art of gently lifting a man boob with two fingers in a flicking motion, usually using the pointer and middle finger. Usually done as a sign of respect.
"Man, Trevor is so awesome."

"I know, that man deserves a faloopa."
faloopa by u2fan13 September 19, 2012
Fat Saggy boobs that fall to the sides aka Flapjacks. with windshield wiper nipples that rotate in circles.
The Fasoobs on that girl were disgusting.
Her fasoobs touch the floor.
fasoobs by CJK<3 September 25, 2007