floobies
floobies by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004
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floobies
Breasts that are floppy as hell. If you have floobies, they do come with the George Foreman Grill Attachment. Perfect for cooking Bacon and other pork products.
That Ox cooked up some nice bacon in those floobies.
Watch out! Going into floobie world could give you a burn.
Do Do Do Do you hate me and my floobies?
Watch out! Going into floobie world could give you a burn.
Do Do Do Do you hate me and my floobies?
floobies by Bus 4 for the Marching Band December 17, 2008
Related Words
floobies • foobies • Floobie • Floobis • floobins • floories • froobies • Shoobie Floobie Boobie • Big Booty Floobis • floopy
Floobies
Objects free of cost (e.g. a bottle of shower gel) that you find in a loo or a bathroom, often in a hotel. Some argue this could be extended to soap and even toilet paper as, even though you are not REALLY meant to take them, what self-respecting cheapskate with OCD and a bum fetish can resist stealing WOOPS i mean.. um.. taking over the ownership of a nice roll of toilet paper. man, that was a long sentence.
Foobies
"Foobies" is a contraction of "fake boobies".
The 'F' from 'fake' is taken and replaces the 'B' of 'boobies', resulting in: 'Foobies'.
The 'F' from 'fake' is taken and replaces the 'B' of 'boobies', resulting in: 'Foobies'.
floories
The more appropriate term for the date-rape drug roofie, since victims are more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.
girl 1: i don't remember a thing last night, i think someone slipped me roofies!
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.
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