floober

when you are overly sarcastic

I floobered her so bad, I told her that I didn't know who Lil' Wayne was

floober by shntrnr March 9, 2015

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she was his floober

floober by tim stevens March 16, 2003

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Floober

A flat, floating rock that is very mushy

Oooh, look it's a floober!

Floober by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

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floober

When you are going down on a girl and you sneeze into her cooch.

Jesse's Cooter was so dusty I gave her a floober while I was down there.

floober by chow-yung-phat January 24, 2003

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floober

An oversized marijuana cigarette. AKA, joint.

Yo, pass that floober to the left, man!

floober by Flaste September 16, 2006

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floober

Used to describe someone weird or idiotic.

Friend 1: insert something stupid
Friend 2: "You floober! You're actually stupid."

floober by ultrabacon March 23, 2024

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Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

Floober Goober by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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