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floober 

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sweet heart
she was his floober
floober by tim stevens March 16, 2003
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Floober 

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A flat, floating rock that is very mushy
Oooh, look it's a floober!
Floober by WassabiChild November 19, 2016
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floober 

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When you are going down on a girl and you sneeze into her cooch.
Jesse's Cooter was so dusty I gave her a floober while I was down there.
floober by chow-yung-phat January 24, 2003
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floober 

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An oversized marijuana cigarette. AKA, joint.
Yo, pass that floober to the left, man!
floober by Flaste September 16, 2006
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floober 

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Used to describe someone weird or idiotic.
Friend 1: insert something stupid
Friend 2: "You floober! You're actually stupid."
floober by ultrabacon March 23, 2024
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Floober Goober

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Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.
Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*
Floober Goober by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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