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The word faloose is a Homonym ... It used to describe something false as in a lie . But even better it also means horseshit! or bullshit!
1.
Terry:
"I can't believe they got us working 7 days a week now."
Carl :

That's just a load of faloose! if you ask me!

2.

Jose:
"Hey I thought he wasn't qualified for that office job! How on earth did he get it?"
Jeff:
He's been telling everybody, He's a shoe in , but we all know He's falooscinating!
faloose by xctment July 16, 2009
Related Words
\FAH-lews\ noun
1 : large balls of dust or small bits of assorted floor garbage generally found under furniture or along baseboards.
"The house was pretty but they had faloose everywhere."
faloose by ralph July 22, 2004
Faloose.. to forget or loose something
Hey babe, dont let me faloose my purse tonight.
Faloose by The bimbo twins November 26, 2009
To swindle, or take advantage of a person, group of people, or situation that enables you to make money from those less in-the-know than you. These person(s) are often referred to as the goose or geese that are being famoosed or fameesed.
You need to famoose the goose, and fameese the geese. And it's crucial that you yourself are NEVER famoosed!
Famoose by yrosule April 7, 2020
A person who is sexually popular, an easy lay, or perpetually pursuing sexual partners.
Keith tries to fuck every new girl that joins.

Yeah he's a fucking floose
Floose by BoeYams March 29, 2020

Falooser 

A person who is of a creepy nature. Generally proud of it too.
I think that Charlie is the biggest falooser going around. He really creeps me out.
Falooser by Creep Channi July 7, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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