Fakespert 

A fake expert.

These fakesperts need to stop pretending they know rocket science.

Fakespert by Ddddddddddddde February 9, 2021

fakespot 

To recognize when something supposedly legitimate is actually fake.

"This product seems good. It's got a perfect 5 stars, might as well buy it now. Also, did you see this latest counterfeit scam?"

"All those reviewers have only one review on their profile and it's only for that product. Also, that article is from a satire website. Learn to fakespot."

fakespot by PortableBacon August 8, 2016

Fakespeare 

That which is uttered that doth sound of the Bard but cometh not of his pen.

(Fake + Shakespeare = Fakespeare)

1) Fakespeare of the punning style, such as this Richard-III-esque line: "Now is the winter of our disco tent."

2) Fakespeare of the "damn, I've forgotten my line" style, such as: "The king wears heels; yet O! I know not why."

Fakespeare by Operactress May 17, 2011

Fakespect 

Misleading someone into believing that you have high esteem for them; when you really don't give a shit.

Marc: I told Skittles that I thought it was really cool that he made it into honor band, but I think he's a worthless person.
Ryan: Yea bro we all give him fakespect.

Fakespect by LLIAB November 24, 2010

Fakester 

A person who thinks pretty much everything is amazing, especially music. Their opinion is usually invalid about things, though if they don't like something then chances are its legitimately bad. They generally wear skinny jeans, black socks, shirts one size bigger than they are, and 90s vans.

"Hey did you listen to the new Foster the People Album? It's amazing!"
"Shut up Brian, you're a fakester your opinion doesn't matter."

Fakester by Guybang October 24, 2011

fakester 

Someone who is fake and thinks honesty is lame. As such, they avoid honesty at all costs and like to always project a fake image of themselves instead that gives a sense of importance without truly being important. Obviously, other fakesters eat it up without a clue. That is because not all fakesters are even aware they are fakesters. Some have become that way since they were very little by copying older fakesters they thought were fun at the time without thinking. Anyways, fakesters are known as people who talk a lot without doing much. Some love the fake important image they project due to how much fun it seems, but when things get serious, people always realize it in the end and don't truly rely on them with anything or give them any important jobs. Fakesters often serve as clowns in high school who amount to nothing after they graduate.

Monica: And, here is the bed room. As you can see it's got a beautiful view of the city just like the apartment rental ad shows.
Dorothy: All I can see is the dirty back alley and some garbage truck containers.

Monica: No, you gotta look farther! See, that's a boutique clothing store right there!
Dorothy: Seeing a clothing store at the end of a very long and dirty alley doesn't count as city view. You're nothing but a fakester!

fakester by OffBeatDrummer December 5, 2020