Fakespeare

That which is uttered that doth sound of the Bard but cometh not of his pen.

(Fake + Shakespeare = Fakespeare)

1) Fakespeare of the punning style, such as this Richard-III-esque line: "Now is the winter of our disco tent."

2) Fakespeare of the "damn, I've forgotten my line" style, such as: "The king wears heels; yet O! I know not why."

by Operactress May 17, 2011

fakespeare

One who thinks themselves a great writer, while in reality, is literate at best.

Fake+Shakespeare=Fakespeare

Stephen King can sell as many books as he wants, but to me he'll always be a fakespeare.

by oh_kansas September 8, 2010

Fakesquare

To check-in on Foursquare mobile app when you are not actually at the location you are checking in at, in a bid to gain mayorship of the location, or raise your position on the weekly leaderboard.

Sure, Bill is mayor of the café but he never even goes there, he just fakesquares from his apartment upstairs.

I heard Stephanie got number 1 on the Foursquare leaderboard this week, but she's always fakesquaring on the bus, so *whatever*.

by Fairsquarer December 13, 2009

fakespace

When you create a myspace or any alike profile based on someone who is not you. Most commonly used to get people to add you who normally would want nothing to do with you.

Jordan: Dude my ex won't add me on myspace.
Chris: Maybe that's cause she is in the process of filing a restraining order against you?
Jordon: I'll just make a fakespace.

by Chris Raska August 15, 2007

Fakespert

A fake expert.

These fakesperts need to stop pretending they know rocket science.

by Ddddddddddddde February 9, 2021

fakespace

A personal webpage that has obviously been devoted to building a person up to make them look like they are of a higher social standpoint than they really are.

"Oh my god, look at how edited his pictures are! And hey-he doesn't play golf with Shaq!-What a fakespace!"

by Annika Holland November 11, 2007

Flakespeare

One of which whom beautifully crafts an idea or action to take before flaking.

Habitual liars tend to be Flakespeares due to their false hood, high talks and unreliability. All which are awttributes for that of a Flakespeare.

by Twitty Tister July 1, 2015