Lisa: Quick! Give me some websites that are BIFI
Marie: Quora, Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, and Wikipedia!
Lisa: Thanks. The Dark Web hacker launch codes have been activated. They’ll be end of lifed in no time.
Marie: Quora, Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, and Wikipedia!
Lisa: Thanks. The Dark Web hacker launch codes have been activated. They’ll be end of lifed in no time.
by OffBeatDrummer February 03, 2021
Get the BIFImug. Aaron: "Sell! Sell! Sell!" says the Mad Money dude. Do you buy that!? Everyone is listening to him blindly. I don't get it.
Oliver: People bought his line about the market bubble. Idiots Unite!
Jared: Well, if it isn't the smart and talented Charlotte?!?!
Charlotte: What's up Jared?!
Jared: I saw a whole bunch of people following you after class yesterday. What happened!?
Charlotte: I told the instructor I missed the exam because I found out I was pregnant. People kept bugging me afterwards about who the father was. Idiots Unite! Hello!!! It's my new husband Baldwin, who else might it be!?!!
Sophia: Skiing in the summer?! Who does that!!!?
Scarlett: Apparently, Lisa and company. They haven't had enough skiing in the winter it seems.
Sophia: Oh wow! Didn't they go every weekend!!? I mean, I go three times a year and that's more than enough. In the summer, it's beach time baby!
Scarlett: I'm with you, summer means sunbathing on the beach every single day! Let's just leave it at Idiots Unite! Lisa and her friends seem to really dig summer skiing instead. Their loss.
Oliver: People bought his line about the market bubble. Idiots Unite!
Jared: Well, if it isn't the smart and talented Charlotte?!?!
Charlotte: What's up Jared?!
Jared: I saw a whole bunch of people following you after class yesterday. What happened!?
Charlotte: I told the instructor I missed the exam because I found out I was pregnant. People kept bugging me afterwards about who the father was. Idiots Unite! Hello!!! It's my new husband Baldwin, who else might it be!?!!
Sophia: Skiing in the summer?! Who does that!!!?
Scarlett: Apparently, Lisa and company. They haven't had enough skiing in the winter it seems.
Sophia: Oh wow! Didn't they go every weekend!!? I mean, I go three times a year and that's more than enough. In the summer, it's beach time baby!
Scarlett: I'm with you, summer means sunbathing on the beach every single day! Let's just leave it at Idiots Unite! Lisa and her friends seem to really dig summer skiing instead. Their loss.
by OffBeatDrummer November 25, 2020
Get the Idiots Unitemug. David: I just got back from the 5k run.
Joan: How was it?
David: Filled with covidiots! Everybody had a mask on. It was terrible!
Joan: Tell me about it!
Scott: What's your 20?
Rick: 10-8
Scott: I am spotting a large swath of covidiots protesting in a rally. I request backup immediately.
Laura: Why are you covering your face!?!! Do you have a large pimple or something?
Monica: No, haven't you heard of covid? I'm protecting myself from germs and viruses.
Laura: You realize you are protecting me not yourself by wearing a mask right?!! Covidiot!
Joan: How was it?
David: Filled with covidiots! Everybody had a mask on. It was terrible!
Joan: Tell me about it!
Scott: What's your 20?
Rick: 10-8
Scott: I am spotting a large swath of covidiots protesting in a rally. I request backup immediately.
Laura: Why are you covering your face!?!! Do you have a large pimple or something?
Monica: No, haven't you heard of covid? I'm protecting myself from germs and viruses.
Laura: You realize you are protecting me not yourself by wearing a mask right?!! Covidiot!
by OffBeatDrummer November 13, 2020
Get the Covidiotmug. Tom: Gee, how do you pronounce this word? (pointing at "faggotry")
Caleb: Just think of the two words: Faggot Tree
Caleb: Just think of the two words: Faggot Tree
by OffBeatDrummer December 11, 2020
Get the Faggot Treemug. Billy: So, I visit this new social media website claiming to be all about free speech, and the next thing you know, I am reported for saying Trump Americans are better than others. What's wrong with them!?! Are they too weak to hear the truth!?! And, here's the kicker! I ask the admins why I was reported, and they respond; it's because I said something that hurt someone's feelings. What's wrong with them!?! Just deny the report and say it's because "We defend free speech!" It's that simple!
Jeff: Must be one of those Gen Y websites. This generation is completely befaggotted. Even if you say Hi to them, they get offended.
Carl: I went to this club Hooligans we used to dance at when we were in college.
Mark: Oh yeah!? Saw any hot chics there?
Carl: Not exactly. I saw a dude acting like other dudes were women. I don't know whatever happened to that club! It's become befaggotted!
Mark: Must be one of those stupid policies about welcoming everyone regardless of rape inclinations (aka "sexual orientations").
Jeff: Must be one of those Gen Y websites. This generation is completely befaggotted. Even if you say Hi to them, they get offended.
Carl: I went to this club Hooligans we used to dance at when we were in college.
Mark: Oh yeah!? Saw any hot chics there?
Carl: Not exactly. I saw a dude acting like other dudes were women. I don't know whatever happened to that club! It's become befaggotted!
Mark: Must be one of those stupid policies about welcoming everyone regardless of rape inclinations (aka "sexual orientations").
by OffBeatDrummer November 14, 2020
Get the Befaggottedmug. The Yoda of idiocy. That is someone who is so idiotic, they're like Yoda from Star Wars unwittingly jumping and slashing his lightsaber over and over a thousand times with idiotic actions!
Also, another spelling/pronunciation of idiota.
Also, another spelling/pronunciation of idiota.
Breana: Huh! You did what?!! Drop the bathtub stopper in the trash while cleaning the bathroom!!?! But, why!??
Anastasia: Umm. I thought it was a piece of soap.
Breana: So, you drop soap in the trash!??!
Anastasia: Errr...I didn't mean to.
Breana: What do you mean you didn't mean to!? You just told me you did it!
Anastasia: Umm. Errr...sorry ma'am! I won't do that ever again!
Breana: What makes you think you'll get another chance!?! You're like the idiyoda of house cleaning. You're fired!!!
Anastasia: Umm. I thought it was a piece of soap.
Breana: So, you drop soap in the trash!??!
Anastasia: Errr...I didn't mean to.
Breana: What do you mean you didn't mean to!? You just told me you did it!
Anastasia: Umm. Errr...sorry ma'am! I won't do that ever again!
Breana: What makes you think you'll get another chance!?! You're like the idiyoda of house cleaning. You're fired!!!
by OffBeatDrummer November 10, 2020
Get the idiyodamug. Tom: Check out this official marketing email I received from the CEO of Soaps R Us!
Stephen: It’s got lameoji written all over it. What is he like…5?!!
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Antoinette: What is up with Kevin from my math class?! He keeps sending me texts during class littered with lameojis. Grow up! We’re in high school for heaven’s sake!
Joan: You might want to block his number or just ask Darrin, the class computer whiz, to program a lameoji blocker for you!
Stephen: It’s got lameoji written all over it. What is he like…5?!!
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Antoinette: What is up with Kevin from my math class?! He keeps sending me texts during class littered with lameojis. Grow up! We’re in high school for heaven’s sake!
Joan: You might want to block his number or just ask Darrin, the class computer whiz, to program a lameoji blocker for you!
by OffBeatDrummer December 19, 2021
Get the Lameojimug.