A manner of speaking in non-real terms; using catch phrases and in-jokes to replace actual words and expressive language.
"We don't say real words to each other anymore..and fakespeak has taken the place of our old conversations when we said real things."
by Meanstatter September 20, 2006
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(Fake + Shakespeare = Fakespeare)
1) Fakespeare of the punning style, such as this Richard-III-esque line: "Now is the winter of our disco tent."
2) Fakespeare of the "damn, I've forgotten my line" style, such as: "The king wears heels; yet O! I know not why."
2) Fakespeare of the "damn, I've forgotten my line" style, such as: "The king wears heels; yet O! I know not why."
by Operactress May 17, 2011
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FarmVille player 1: 1 EGG...TY!!!
Farmville player 2: YOU RECEIVED A GOLD CHICKEN...TY!!
Non-FarmVille playing normal human: Stfu, and stop spamming my wall with your Farmspeak!
Farmville player 2: YOU RECEIVED A GOLD CHICKEN...TY!!
Non-FarmVille playing normal human: Stfu, and stop spamming my wall with your Farmspeak!
by caixtyreze May 4, 2010
Get the Farmspeak mug.When you create a myspace or any alike profile based on someone who is not you. Most commonly used to get people to add you who normally would want nothing to do with you.
Jordan: Dude my ex won't add me on myspace.
Chris: Maybe that's cause she is in the process of filing a restraining order against you?
Jordon: I'll just make a fakespace.
Chris: Maybe that's cause she is in the process of filing a restraining order against you?
Jordon: I'll just make a fakespace.
by Chris Raska August 15, 2007
Get the fakespace mug.Misleading someone into believing that you have high esteem for them; when you really don't give a shit.
Marc: I told Skittles that I thought it was really cool that he made it into honor band, but I think he's a worthless person.
Ryan: Yea bro we all give him fakespect.
Ryan: Yea bro we all give him fakespect.
by LLIAB November 24, 2010
Get the Fakespect mug.A voluble, involuntary speech impairment that the political animal inflicts upon his hearing audience. When asked for the truth, he invariably responds with bullshit -- i.e., "fartspeak," which is usually not so elevated a form of discourse as to qualify either as "bullshit artistry" or as "spin doctoring."
EXAMPLE:
"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."
"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.
"Oh, come on. Like they { the military brass } don't lie to Congress."
"They { these military asshats } spin to Congress."
"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"
"'Fartspeak'?"
"That's what we called it on the hill { Capitol Hill }, said Cessy.
-- Orson Scott Card, in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced", on page 140.
"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."
"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.
"Oh, come on. Like they { the military brass } don't lie to Congress."
"They { these military asshats } spin to Congress."
"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"
"'Fartspeak'?"
"That's what we called it on the hill { Capitol Hill }, said Cessy.
-- Orson Scott Card, in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced", on page 140.
by Dinkum September 4, 2013
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