factspert

adj- one who claims to be an expert when it comes to facts

that is a total lie. you actually just made it up! i know because i happen to be a factspert

factspert by the_factspert. April 26, 2011

Fakespert 

A fake expert.

These fakesperts need to stop pretending they know rocket science.

Fakespert by Ddddddddddddde February 9, 2021

fuckspert 

an expert in the art of fucking

WoW that was the best shag i've ever had you must be some sort of Fuckspert

fuckspert by MTC an VWP July 27, 2008

fauxspertise 

Expertise on a subject, usually a sport, gained not by actual study or participation, but through watching that something being done by others.

I love watching football with that guy. His fauxspertise on the game really opens up my eyes to how horrible most big time coaches really are.

"If there were only a way to contact the coach, my fauxspertise could really help the team out of this jam."

fauxspertise by The Third Partier October 23, 2011

Fartspartagus 

A name given to jack-offs that likes to pass gas in crowded
locations, preferably closed-in spaces were air is not ventilated.

Fart- comes from passing gas out the anus. syn.;pooting; shooting of air biscuits.

Spartagus- a slave that was made into a gladiator to amuse the Roman masses.
combined; Fart+Spartagus as one name used in anger.

Damn, you Fartspartagus!!

An assmunch, that farts in the car with jammed windows on highway moving at 70 miles per hour.

A person standing in a long line on a hot day that passes gas in front of you when you are next.

A rude person that farts in an elevator full of people.

Fartspartagus by Tony June 19, 2006

factster 

thinks he knows everything, but in reality knows little about nothing; and is willing to make up false facts to prove ridiculous, untrue points.

Wow, Nolan is such a factster.

factster by softball17 September 28, 2010