Eshref

Rare species of man that has the ability to have sexual intercourse with anyone's mother and if he fucks only one of your generation 6 more will be BAKSUZIRET

Eshref is shaum pajdh nene

Eshref by LefiCajP9 November 22, 2021

eshrektion 

The act of coloring you dick bright green before an act of sex. Followed by the brutal rape of your partner while yelling "SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!"

Guy 1: Dude I pulled an eshrektion.

Guy 2: Dude wtf why?

Guy 1: You're next! SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!!

eshrektion by Swungalungadungs July 22, 2014

Eshrektile penis 

When your penis turns green and grows 20 foot long

You: John, I've got an eshrektile penis
John: OMG YOUR PANTS RIPPED

Eshrektile penis by Worshiper of mighty lord shrek November 14, 2014

eshrekt penis 

When you’re in the middle of a shrek marathon and you get an erection

Tom:i was in the middle of Shrek and i got an eshrekt penis
Bill:Cool

eshrekt penis by Big Daddy shrek May 29, 2018

eshrekshion 

The boner one gets while watching Shrek or having shrex

Sam: Wow look at my eshrekshion
Shrek: Oh yea laddeh
Sam: O_O

eshrekshion by Torva Noctu June 10, 2015

Eshrekulate 

(Verb.)

The act of devastatingly rough sex to a female/male partner, or Oniony Goddess with the intent of damaging their sex organ/anus with the male penis, causing the maximum pain and sexual pleasure imaginable. Eshrekulate reaches farther lengths than ravish and destroy. The after affects are quite risky, these include early menstruation, rectal bleeding, loss of memory, hypnotism, temporary paralysis to the legs, and more.

DO WITH CAUTION

1.Will you eshrekulate my pussy?
2. May I eshrekulate your pussy?
3. I don't feel so good after that eshrekulation session.
4. They were making so much noise, I thought they were eshrekulating!
5. Damn, boy! You stretched me good after you eshrekulated me! I almost died!

Eshrekulate by TheAngriestGio October 7, 2016

Eshrection 

A giant 2 foot long. green penis

Shrek destroyed Fiona in the bed with his giant eshrection

Eshrection by Jamal the erect guy July 16, 2018