eshrektion 

The act of coloring you dick bright green before an act of sex. Followed by the brutal rape of your partner while yelling "SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!"

Guy 1: Dude I pulled an eshrektion.

Guy 2: Dude wtf why?

Guy 1: You're next! SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!!

eshrektion by Swungalungadungs July 22, 2014

Eshrektile penis 

When your penis turns green and grows 20 foot long

You: John, I've got an eshrektile penis
John: OMG YOUR PANTS RIPPED

Eshrektile penis by Worshiper of mighty lord shrek November 14, 2014

Erektion 

When someone rekt some other guy

player 2: STOP KILLING ME MEANIE
player 1: WOO I GOT A EREKTION

Erektion by PelOs June 8, 2014

Eshrection 

A giant 2 foot long. green penis

Shrek destroyed Fiona in the bed with his giant eshrection

Eshrection by Jamal the erect guy July 16, 2018

eshrekshion 

The boner one gets while watching Shrek or having shrex

Sam: Wow look at my eshrekshion
Shrek: Oh yea laddeh
Sam: O_O

eshrekshion by Torva Noctu June 10, 2015

erektionös 

Term used to describe the awesomeness of something that was hard to accomplish, later discovered being weird and was yet worth it.

- "Did you see that hot chick? Got her number!"

"I heard she's got a d*ck dude..."

"Ugh..."

"Still erektionös if you'd ask me!"

erektionös by NikdoubleD November 21, 2016