eshrektion

The act of coloring you dick bright green before an act of sex. Followed by the brutal rape of your partner while yelling "SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!"

Guy 1: Dude I pulled an eshrektion.

Guy 2: Dude wtf why?

Guy 1: You're next! SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!!

by Swungalungadungs July 23, 2014

eshrekt penis

When you’re in the middle of a shrek marathon and you get an erection

Tom:i was in the middle of Shrek and i got an eshrekt penis
Bill:Cool

by Big Daddy shrek April 23, 2018