eshrektion

The act of coloring you dick bright green before an act of sex. Followed by the brutal rape of your partner while yelling "SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!"

Guy 1: Dude I pulled an eshrektion.

Guy 2: Dude wtf why?

Guy 1: You're next! SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!!

by Swungalungadungs July 22, 2014

Eshrektile penis

When your penis turns green and grows 20 foot long

You: John, I've got an eshrektile penis
John: OMG YOUR PANTS RIPPED

by Worshiper of mighty lord shrek November 14, 2014

Erektion

When someone rekt some other guy

player 2: STOP KILLING ME MEANIE
player 1: WOO I GOT A EREKTION

by PelOs June 8, 2014

Eshrection

A giant 2 foot long. green penis

Shrek destroyed Fiona in the bed with his giant eshrection

by Jamal the erect guy July 16, 2018

eshrekshion

The boner one gets while watching Shrek or having shrex

Sam: Wow look at my eshrekshion
Shrek: Oh yea laddeh
Sam: O_O

by Torva Noctu June 10, 2015

erektionös

Term used to describe the awesomeness of something that was hard to accomplish, later discovered being weird and was yet worth it.

- "Did you see that hot chick? Got her number!"

"I heard she's got a d*ck dude..."

"Ugh..."

"Still erektionös if you'd ask me!"

by NikdoubleD November 21, 2016