The act of coloring you dick bright green before an act of sex. Followed by the brutal rape of your partner while yelling "SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!"
Guy 1: Dude I pulled an eshrektion.
Guy 2: Dude wtf why?
Guy 1: You're next! SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!!
Guy 2: Dude wtf why?
Guy 1: You're next! SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!!
by Swungalungadungs July 22, 2014
Get the eshrektionmug.