An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.
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A mythical deity noted for his insightful parables. Shrek has been reported in numerous sightings throughout the world to appear to his faithful and Shrekoncile their sins. Those who disobey the will of Shrek will often smell onions before meeting a horrific yet well-deserved demise at the hands of Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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The almighty Ogre who lives in the ancient Swamps. He flies through our open windows and butt rapes us. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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