eshrekshion

The boner one gets while watching Shrek or having shrex

Sam: Wow look at my eshrekshion
Shrek: Oh yea laddeh
Sam: O_O

by Torva Noctu June 10, 2015

eshrektion

The act of coloring you dick bright green before an act of sex. Followed by the brutal rape of your partner while yelling "SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!"

Guy 1: Dude I pulled an eshrektion.

Guy 2: Dude wtf why?

Guy 1: You're next! SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!!

by Swungalungadungs July 22, 2014