Drunc

A word that classifies ones unc/uncle, as the worthless drunk he really is. Combining (drunk) with (unc/uncle). Alternatively could be known as the druncle, one who is always late to Christmas dinner.

"There's no way your drunc is actually here on time! Did he finally stop drinking?"
"No I just told him it was starting two hours from now."

Drunc by NTemp69 April 10, 2026

butt stuff drunk 

1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.

Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

...

butt stuff drunk by picc285 May 31, 2019

Drunk Plans 

When shit does not work out as planned so you go with the flow after getting pissed up at the bar.

Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!

Drunk Plans by will bitten August 20, 2017

backfire drunk 

When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.

I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.

backfire drunk by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022

Drunk Chivalry 

Refraining from having sex with a female while you are both suffering from the effects of overindulgence in alcohol. Most cases like that are usually described as brewer’s droop or beerdick. Perhaps the person who came up with the idea that this is down to morals, ethics or willpower should remember the old saying a standing cock has no conscience and leave the bullshit to the politicians.

“Sally and I got ratassed last night; she was gagging for it, but I didn’t do anything.”
“Drunk chivalry?”
“Nah, brewer’s droop.”

Drunk Chivalry by AKACroatalin December 14, 2015

drunk adding 

The act of searching for old flames, lovers, flings, crushes, acquaintances, etc. on Facebook while intoxicated, which results in sending friend requests that you wouldn't typically send if you were sober. Very similar to drunk dialing.

I noticed you and Joe are now Facebook friends. How did that happen?

I have NO idea! I must've been drunk adding again.

drunk adding by sxysongbird February 12, 2010

Left Over Drunk 

When your so drunk, you start drinking all the left over drinks around you.

Last Friday night I got Left over drunk and after that I don't even remember the rest of the night.

Left Over Drunk by Gimaf July 8, 2012