Definitions by picc285

glute soup

n. Explosive diarrhea.

After a night of drinking Bud Ice, I was hit with glute soup the following day.

glute soup by picc285 February 26, 2026

glute soup

n. Another name for diarrhea.

After a long night of drinking Bud Ice, I had glute soup all the next morning.

glute soup by picc285 February 19, 2026

texas bounty 

n. The 10,000 dollar reward given for reporting a an illegal abortion in Texas.
See also, 'mind your own business' and 'this is insane' and 'fuck Texas's.

Bob collected a Texas bounty, the other day. That the baby was his and he wanted nothing to do with it or its mother is besides the point. Ten grand for not wearing a condom. We are truly living in the dumbest timeline.

texas bounty by picc285 September 3, 2021

palindrhommies 

n. Friends / associates with names that are palindromes.

Cam Newton and Mac Jones are now teammates. More than that, Cam and Mac are palindrhommies.

palindrhommies by picc285 May 10, 2021

the batterfly effect

n. 1. The effect of eating a bat in China and that leading to a global pandemic. See also: coronavirus cause.

Due to the batterfly effect, I'm in quarantine for two weeks, all alone.

Yeah, some dude eats a bat, and now I have to spend time with my husband. Ugh!

the batterfly effect by picc285 March 24, 2020

lauer button 

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.

Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.

lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019

quarter of deuce 

1. n. The time of the work day when you have 30 minutes left of work, and you prepare to spend the last 15 minutes on the clock taking a deuce.

2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.

There's a half our left on the clock. Where's Matt?

Oh, it's quarter of deuce. He's...busy.

quarter of deuce by picc285 September 9, 2019