picc285's definitions

pootillo

1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.

The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.

by picc285 July 6, 2019

texas bounty

n. The 10,000 dollar reward given for reporting a an illegal abortion in Texas.
See also, 'mind your own business' and 'this is insane' and 'fuck Texas's.

Bob collected a Texas bounty, the other day. That the baby was his and he wanted nothing to do with it or its mother is besides the point. Ten grand for not wearing a condom. We are truly living in the dumbest timeline.

by picc285 September 3, 2021

antiquititties

1. n. A very old set of breasts.
2. n. An old set of breasts that are still precious because of well earned fame or appreciation.

Raquel Welch has a fine set of antiquititties.

by picc285 April 13, 2019

The sub spectrum

1. n. The spectrum below or beneath the autism spectrum.
2. n. Foolish or socially inappropriate behavior.

Did you see Rick at my cousin's wedding?

Yeah, he was eating the flowers out of the center pieces.

That was totally on the sub spectrum. What's wrong with that guy?

by picc285 May 2, 2019

studunce

1. n. A very very stupid student.

He's 21-years-old and still in high school? What a studunce.

by picc285 April 26, 2019

chernobylish

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.

My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.

by picc285 April 16, 2019

lauer button

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.

Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.

by picc285 September 16, 2019