pootillo

1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.

The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.

by picc285 July 06, 2019

optimistuck

1. adj. To be perpetually happy all of the time about everything, always.

Being optimistuck gives me the creeps. No one can be that happy about everything. It's unnatural.

by picc285 May 09, 2019

chernobylish

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.

My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.

by picc285 April 16, 2019

studunce

1. n. A very very stupid student.

He's 21-years-old and still in high school? What a studunce.

by picc285 April 26, 2019

stinky motorboat

1. n. Motorboating of the butt cheeks.
2. v. To motorboat the butt cheeks.

Last night, I got a stinky motorboat. It was better than I thought it'd be.

by picc285 May 30, 2019

vampirony

1. n. Irony, but only for vampires.

Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.

What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.

That is some irony for you.

You mean, vampirony, don't you?

I hate you so much right now.

by picc285 May 08, 2019

butt stuff drunk

1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.

Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

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by picc285 May 31, 2019