backfire drunk

When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.
I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.
by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022
mugGet the backfire drunkmug.

jobless jon

A leaching parasite of a man, whom will spend every dime you make and have saved all while not working.
Oh, she left his ass because he was a jobless jon
by Phoenix420 July 5, 2022
mugGet the jobless jonmug.

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