jacob: dude, i boned the snot out of lexi
andy: J, man ain't that bitch pushing 300 lbs
jacob: i'm just joking, i didn't fuck her
andy: you're lying! you did
jacob: did not
andy: did to!
jacob: man fuck you, i'm sick of playing these childish games
andy: just admit it. you got drunk and stuck your knife up in that bitch's country crotch.
jacob: alright, but don't tell anyone. it was a drunkcident.
any accident transpiring as a bi product of drunkenness that in a state of sobriety would not have occurred.
my delta sigma phifraternity brother almost burned down the gamma xi house when he passed out drunk with candles lit on top of furniture. this means he had a drunkident!