The moment where, when you're taking a shit, a large pocket of gas (referred to as a future-fart) that was resting mid-shit or between two shits escapes as you're passing your lovelog, resulting in a sudden violent fart than not only propels your previously freefalling turd at Mach 2 speeds, but also results in a pleasing shotgun blast of turdlings across the toilet bowl.
A backfire is so named for it's similarity to a car backfiring.
A backfire is so named for it's similarity to a car backfiring.
by TheTurdBurglar December 28, 2013
I was going to light my fart on fire at the party, but a few seconds later everyone got hit by my backfire.
by Smackdown Lane June 20, 2006
by LisaHero November 11, 2007
by Jake the Ripper November 18, 2007
Dude, I was getting this wicked BJ and I thought she was going to swallow, but she made me backfire.
by suchalamerequirement November 05, 2007
To hit back.
When you are clogging the toilet with your massive, brown logs of divine terror, the brown water that splashes up on your butt and balls is known as a "backfire".
When you are clogging the toilet with your massive, brown logs of divine terror, the brown water that splashes up on your butt and balls is known as a "backfire".
by Quakeulf October 30, 2005
by QueenLisa November 25, 2007