Doucheplane

Someone with enough doucheness to fill a plane.

Mike is a doucheplane because he dated a girl he didn't like to get laid.

by Sexpenis August 15, 2011

DoucheLander

The Ultimate Douche bag. There can be only One.

After Jody decapitated Paul, he was struck by lightning and declared The Ultimate Douchelander.

by The Only Douchelander October 3, 2009

doucheland

German name for what we call Germany

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches

by andy1 February 25, 2006

Doucheland

A place inhabited by douches, obviously.

Grand Bend, a beach in Ontario, is a Doucheland.

by Pennylane September 5, 2013

Doucheflake

A complete moron, someone who has no idea what's going on yet acts like they know everything.

That guy is such a doucheflake, he thinks that his shit don't stink.

by Damagedkitty January 27, 2009

Douchelandia

Miami-Dade County, Florida.

Grrrrr. I have to go visit my grandparents in Douchelandia over spring break. What a drag. Now all I have to look forward to is a week of stupid morons, douchebags and vapid twats. Great.

by Jay BQ April 26, 2011

Douchelage

Much like the fuselage, which is the body of a plane; the douchelage is the body of a doucher.

Guy one: That man is such a douchebag
Guy two: How do you know?
Guy one: Did you not see his douchelage?

by Barry Cool< November 26, 2009