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The largest province in Canada by population and the the second largest by size. Located west of Quebec, east of Manitoba, and north of New York State, Michigan, and Minnesota. Ontario is the economic engine of Canada and home to Canada's largest city, Toronto. Other large cities include Ottawa (the national capital), Hamilton, London, Kitchener-Waterloo, and Windsor.

Ontario is economically and ideologically split between the populated, urban, and wealthy south and the vast reaches of the northen part of the province.

Most people from other parts of Canada think Ontarians are arrogant wankers that would sell their own mother for a quick buck or a blow job. However, most of these criticisms come from people with small penises and no balls.
Ontario is the most important province in Canada.

I love Ontarians, they support the rest of Canada.

I hate people from Ontario because I'm a right-wing, red-neck freak from Alberta.
by stewie February 07, 2005
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Actually, in Canada you can drive at 16 and drink at 19! Ontario is Canada's largest province by population, 12 million+. I also is home to the nation's largest city, Toronto, with a population of roughly 3 million. Toronto is also home to the world's tallest structure, the CN Tower at about 1 800 feet.
Ontario place, I'm goin' again!
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The mega province of Canada. Population 12 million+ with a population density of about 16.8 people per sq km. Shares borders with Manitoba, Quebec, New York and Michigan. To the north is Hudson Bay and to the South is Lake Superior, Lake Huron, Lake Erie, Lake Ontario, Michigan, Ohio and Pennsylvania.

Ontario is the economic engine of Canada. It contains Canada's largest cities. However most of the popultion lives in South Ontario (approx. 11.6 million) and lesser to the north (approx. 400,000). But North Ontaio has its cities (Sudbury, Thunder Bay, North bay). South Ontario however is one of the most densist places in North America. With major cities like: Toronto (nation's biggest city and provincial capital), Hamilton (The most populous Hamilton), Ottawa (nation's capital), Kingston, London (For defenition of this city check London, Ontario), Windsor and Kitchner.

Ontario is highly sterotyped by the rest of Canada. But what they don't relise if it wasn't for us, there wouldn't be a Canada.

Ontario is also called an election backbone becuase it accounts for more than 30% of the votes in an Canadian Election.
Ontario... The land of everything!!
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most populous province in canada, although most people live in the very southern part of the region, along the 401 corridor. ontario is very much like new york state. a mass of people live in the south, and ridicule the northern part. contains the megaplex they call toronto and the surronding GTA (greater toronto area, not the video game), with its mass of over 6 million people. also has the nat'l capital of ottawa, home to the most annoying of all hockey teams and a fan base that is unable to support CFL football. windsor and oshawa are now north america's auto capitals, since detroit went down the crapper. hamilton is the steel center and is suburbs basically now connect with the western suburbs of toronto. london is another big city too, but no one really cares about it. the rest of canada thinks the media in the country is biased toward ontario, and they're prob right. the only canadian province americans really know exists, and the place where 19-20 yr old usa kids jump the border to go to niagara falls bars.
more than 25% of canada's population lives in ontario's golden horeshoe. more than 25% of american college students pass out in niagara falls ontario hotel rooms after guzzling too much liqour they bought at bars or the LC.
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A really bland province in Canada.

Ontario’s culture is rooted in pussy loyalists that were too cowardly to stand up to the British during the American Revolution. After we sent the British on their way, the loyalists did not have the balls to face the music so they trotted over to Upper Canada which is now Ontario. Otherwise we would have burned them with sticks and beat their asses with bats and chains.

Ontario is made up of cities like Toronto that like to think they are just as genuine and cool as American cities but they just don't have the special jazz. The citizens are either pasty white law abiding puritans or super liberal new age types that pride themselves at being progressive. By the way the minorities are a bunch of lame poser wanksters so you can’t accuse me of picking on only the pasty whites.

Ottawa is a nice city but the core of the province made up of places like Waterloo, Hamilton, Toronto and Belleville which are completely lame. Unless you want to party with a bunch of stiff boring wussies, don’t go to Ontario. Montreal on the other hand is pretty ill.
I don't know what to say about Ontario. It's kind of like the mashed potatoes without the gravy.

I went to Toronto Ontario and it just didn't feel like the real thing.

Ontario Mom: Bradley, don't forget to wear your sunscreen and your helmet when you are out there. And remember to use hand signals for your turns when you are on your bicycle.

Pasty White Bradley: Yes mommy. I would never disobey the law. God Save the Queen and go Blue Jays even though all of our sports teams suck.
by Just don't like lame places August 04, 2009
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Big fish in a small pond...the locals have nothing going for them except for the fact that they're the biggest province in Canada, with Toronto the largest city in the country. But when you compare with the USA, where there's at least a dozen cities larger and cooler than T Dot (yup, those wankers actually call it that), and when you consider the fact that California has more people than Canada...being the largest province of this northern nation isn't that special after all. At least Vancouver's got decent cannabis and 4 ski resorts half an hour from downtown.

And for some reason, Ontarians also have this strange idea that their little Toronto and it's phallic CN tower can compare to New York. Don't ask me why.

Anyway, I went there once and I swear the only reason people are so rude is to pretend that they're in a hurry, like New Yorkers.
Yeah I'm under 21 and live in Buffalo...I drive over the border to Ontario when I'm need of a good beer. Nothing else to see up there though except for niagara falls...haha we've got our own, so screw them Canadians.
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A state of physically and/or mental condition where you are at a party and became so fucked up you lose all sense of reality and end up blacking out.
"Man, do you remember the other sesh where Joseph got fucked up?"
"Yeah! He was ontario'd! Hahaha!"
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