A shallow, jobless, culturally bereft town in the middle of Oregon that likes to think of itself as otherwise. Most of its citizens are obsessed with the personal images associated with "organic," "active," "outdoors," and especially "local", which is ironic because most of them aren't from around here. In truth, most Bendites are a bunch of delusional, isolationist yuppies who have no concept of themselves or of the real world around them thanks to the veneer of bullshit with which they surround themselves.

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

A place where you will find yuppies and rednecks constantly fighting over nothing. If you are not careful, you might end up homeless while playing Musical Houses.

To get drunk, usually results in said person becoming bent. Possibly short for "bend elbows".

used when driving; an instruction to make a turn in either the left or right direction.

The awesomest town in Oregon. Great skiing spot and close to the lakes.

to kick something, or toss an object.