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Stupid, illiterate, nazi subhuman scum bags also known as "Germans"; "Scum"; "nazis" "Jerry's" or "filth"

Krauts are responsible for almost every single evil crime in the world, including the murders of 60m innocent people in Europe.

Krauts are the most ugly, most stupid, most evil people in the world who are, in simple terms, illiterate rats who are all sad, lonely, pathetic excuses for human beings who are unable to be human.
Hey.

Hey. How are you?

I'm good thanks, just a little bit depressed after reading up on world war two.

Yeah, those krauts have really lived up to their evil name. Stupid, evil subhuman scum.
Krauts by ajjcj August 17, 2010

incestuos fucking krauts 

THe motherfucking bastards who get payed for our hard graft, who spend their own time shagging each other while doing fuck all and wondering what work is.
That big earred incestuos fucking kraut.
Also known as Prince charles

Chris Krause 

I've been told that to Chris Krause is when one smashes many a blue-salted Margarita in the corner.

Wild Kratts 

A Canadian kid's show on PBS. Focuses on Chris and Martin Kratt, two American bros, who learn about different wild animals. Meanwhile, they often have to deal with villains (like CEO Zach Varmitech) from killing the animals (and them).
Who do you ship more in Wild Kratts: Martin x Aviva or Chris x Aviva?
Wild Kratts by Thats16myboi September 14, 2019

Krauthammer 

An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before
Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."

Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"
Krauthammer by UncleDes March 5, 2009

Krautfunding

A combination of the words Kraut and crowdfunding.

Relying (too) heavily on the German nation to help combat one's financial or economic setback.
Following last month's injections by the ECB, critics note that Spain and Greece "are beginning to look more and more like Krautfunding projects."
Krautfunding by thijzert December 29, 2012

Jar of Kraut 

Also a vagina. Another slang term for female anatomy.
She was really into me. She told me to putt on a rubber and open her jar of kraut.
Jar of Kraut by TimboSlice262 January 4, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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