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Douches Wild 

1) Wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game.

2) Any instance of doucheism with no real term to describe it.
1) Joe is a douches wild.

2) Chad is wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game. Douches wild!
Douches Wild by Human/Rodite February 1, 2010

Douches Wild 

Man those people are stupid. Douches wild.
Douches Wild by shmelenix October 24, 2009

Bag of Douches 

Matthew, the stud muffin, is a BAG OF DOUCHES!
Bag of Douches by MaryMack March 14, 2010

waft of douches 

The collective term for a group of douche bags, whether the group consists of people or objects.
It's never a good day when one encounters a waft of douches.
waft of douches by handleofthedandle September 19, 2016

raining douches 

When a series of people say "douche," hence forth making it sound like it's raining douches.
Guy 1:"Dude you're such a douche!"
Guy 2: "Doucheeee"
Guy 3: "Doucheeee"
Guy 1: "Doucheeee"
Guy 2: "It's raining douches!"
raining douches by shacklehoot January 21, 2010

Bag of Douches 

A group of guys who act likes feminine butt monkeys. Their lack of decency is astounding. Alone they would be considered a douche bag but collectively they are know as a bag of douches.
While waiting in line to order lunch at Burger King, a Bag of Douches wearing jeans down to with knees and hats on backwards cut in line and was trying to flirt with the checker.
Bag of Douches by kingjofus January 10, 2013