Douchepansy

When you complain about jello being on the bottom of your jello shot cup during the super bowl!

Mike is a douchepansy for whining about his hands getting sticky from jello shot spillage!

by Mikedouche February 3, 2014

Douchebagsynthesis

The process in which energy is created by the absorption of pure unfiltered douchebaggery, artificial light created by an LCD screen, and oxygen. This process is most commonly found in species Homo Douchebaggus. They are most commonly found in front of their computer spamming/trolling, swearing at children in Xbox Live, or in New Jersey fist pumping.

Man, all this trolling and fist pumping is really draining me. Thank goodness I can always fall back on douchebagsynthesis.

by Afgan4life February 4, 2010

douchebans

Someone who has tendencies of extreme but unanticipated douchebaggery. Such douchebaggery is often associated with immoral or highly objectionable actions. A douchebans is typically 6'5" in stature, wears silver chains, and wears notorious B.I.G. t-shirts. Often smokes low quality cigars.

Douchebans: Dude, I just stole an old lady's iPod!
Person: Omg, you're SUCH a douchebans!

Douchebans: *Eats apple and throws apple core on the ground of restaurant*
Person: What a douchebans move.

by avecsllers April 28, 2011