Doucheflake

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A complete moron, someone who has no idea what's going on yet acts like they know everything.

That guy is such a doucheflake, he thinks that his shit don't stink.

Doucheflake by Damagedkitty January 27, 2009

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Doucheflake

A snowflake who can’t stand other people’s opinions or real-world facts, yet has no problem jamming their fantasy bull crap down everyone else’s throat.

The doucheflakes were out in force, crying about police brutality while throwing any rock or bottle within reach.

Doucheflake by Ice Cream Operator December 28, 2020

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douchequake

a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the Richter scale.

Phil Simms is such a douche. Yeah, he's a douchequake, yo.

douchequake by nme! January 18, 2009

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Doucheflag

Another name for car window flags.

People think they are super cool flying flags on all their car window, but everyone else thinks they are douchebags.

Doucheflag flyer: Hey check out the sweet Super Bowl champions window flag I have on my Jetta. The Patriots are the best!!
Bystander: Not only do you look like a giant douche for just having a doucheflag, but the Patriots haven't even been to the Super Bowl in years.

Doucheflag by ronious January 13, 2010

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douchefluence

Douchefluence is the force that forms the rabid following around each side of a polarizing issue or character.

Donald Trump's comments about immigration have his haters screaming for his head, his supporters screaming to make him President, and smart people screaming douchefluence...

douchefluence by TeamDouchefluence August 15, 2015

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douchefucker

1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.

1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?

douchefucker by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

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Douchecake

A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable

Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake

Douchecake by jmartizzle April 13, 2007

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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