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Dicktoxen

You may think you need a new dick to get over a dick, but that’s where you’re wrong. To heal from a dick you should skip the dick, not for a day, not for a week, not for a month. Get yourself and your pussyhealth together by saying no to every dick that tries to enter your beefcurtainworld for a year. No regrets, destroying the flower, meeting the parents, walk of shames. You and your hole of happenis will be safe from the toxic dicks who terrorise this world.
“Do you want to go out with me? “
No thank you, I’m dicktoxing for a year”

‘Put October 15th in your agenda because my dicktox ends that day, maybe you will be my first after my cleanse.’

Dicktoxen can be defined as putting yourself and your vajayjay first by dicktoxing a year and not giving in to the thirst.
by SuckmyPlayStation October 15, 2022
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DickToke

to be a total fuck, (i.e a male that cuts his hair blowout style from upstate new york)
awh man, look at the DickToke tryin to spit some game on that girl
by irieboii January 15, 2009
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dickton

Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.
I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.
by robopath January 10, 2009
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Dicktown, USA

A town that is imagined to be a type of super-magnet for attractive men who want to fuck at the drop of a hat.
My dear, there’s something about driving all the way out to Dicktown, USA to increase our chances of having a lot of hot, red-blooded American, faceless sex that just strikes me as sensible!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019
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Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades
I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”
by mckat January 23, 2018
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dickboxing

A sport including two men (gay or straight) who with their mighty hard swords battle until the opposer loses by either death or cum.

also a mock name for kickboxing
Person 1 "i challenge you to dickboxing battle to the cum

Person 2 "get ready to cum first, challenge accepted"
by Canarisk December 23, 2022
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dicktone

Sorry for my dicktone
by zokuva March 1, 2023
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