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Dicktoxen 

You may think you need a new dick to get over a dick, but that’s where you’re wrong. To heal from a dick you should skip the dick, not for a day, not for a week, not for a month. Get yourself and your pussyhealth together by saying no to every dick that tries to enter your beefcurtainworld for a year. No regrets, destroying the flower, meeting the parents, walk of shames. You and your hole of happenis will be safe from the toxic dicks who terrorise this world.
“Do you want to go out with me? “
“No thank you, I’m dicktoxing for a year”

‘Put October 15th in your agenda because my dicktox ends that day, maybe you will be my first after my cleanse.’

Dicktoxen can be defined as putting yourself and your vajayjay first by dicktoxing a year and not giving in to the thirst.
Dicktoxen by SuckmyPlayStation October 15, 2022
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to be a total fuck, (i.e a male that cuts his hair blowout style from upstate new york)
awh man, look at the DickToke tryin to spit some game on that girl
DickToke by irieboii January 15, 2009
Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.
I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.
dickton by robopath January 10, 2009

Dicktown, USA 

A town that is imagined to be a type of super-magnet for attractive men who want to fuck at the drop of a hat.
My dear, there’s something about driving all the way out to Dicktown, USA to increase our chances of having a lot of hot, red-blooded American, faceless sex that just strikes me as sensible!
Dicktown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019
Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades
“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”
Dicktober by mckat January 23, 2018

dickboxing 

A sport including two men (gay or straight) who with their mighty hard swords battle until the opposer loses by either death or cum.

also a mock name for kickboxing
Person 1 "i challenge you to dickboxing battle to the cum

Person 2 "get ready to cum first, challenge accepted"
dickboxing by Canarisk December 23, 2022

dicktone 

When the streamer Tectone is being a dick.
Sorry for my dicktone
dicktone by zokuva March 1, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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