Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades
“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”
by
mckat
January 23, 2018
Highly sought after size that's larger than usual, but still maintains high quality and standards without compromise.
Serves as verb, noun and adjective.
Example 1:
"You guys slept together?"
"Yeah. He was German-Sized."
"I wish Peter was German-Sized. I want to German-Size our love."
Example 2:
"Do you want to upsize those bratwurst to German-Size?"
Example 3:
"I would like to German-Size all of these things."
Example 4:
The secret lyrics to what the Black Eyed Peas sang:
"Boy, I think about it every night and day, I'm addicted, wanna German-Size your love."
by
mckat
September 29, 2017
When you spam your friend or colleague with GIFS of Tina from Bob’s Burgers
“Dude, I just Tina spammed you.”
“Ugh, it used all my data.”
by
mckat
January 23, 2018
Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.
-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”
-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”
erection dyslexia
by
mckat
January 14, 2018
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erection dyslexia
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When you’re going to *shit your pants in the middle of the street, but there’s nowhere to go because everything is closed.
*N.B. The shit is likely to be runny, hot and explosive.
-What’s wrong? Are you hurt.
-No, I’m having a Lunenburg moment. I can’t hold.
by
mckat
January 14, 2018
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