5 definitions by mckat
-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”
-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”
erection dyslexia
-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”
erection dyslexia
by mckat January 14, 2018
by mckat January 24, 2018
Highly sought after size that's larger than usual, but still maintains high quality and standards without compromise.
Serves as verb, noun and adjective.
Serves as verb, noun and adjective.
Example 1:
"You guys slept together?"
"Yeah. He was German-Sized."
"I wish Peter was German-Sized. I want to German-Size our love."
Example 2:
"Do you want to upsize those bratwurst to German-Size?"
Example 3:
"I would like to German-Size all of these things."
Example 4:
The secret lyrics to what the Black Eyed Peas sang:
"Boy, I think about it every night and day, I'm addicted, wanna German-Size your love."
"You guys slept together?"
"Yeah. He was German-Sized."
"I wish Peter was German-Sized. I want to German-Size our love."
Example 2:
"Do you want to upsize those bratwurst to German-Size?"
Example 3:
"I would like to German-Size all of these things."
Example 4:
The secret lyrics to what the Black Eyed Peas sang:
"Boy, I think about it every night and day, I'm addicted, wanna German-Size your love."
by mckat September 30, 2017
Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades
by mckat January 24, 2018
When you’re going to *shit your pants in the middle of the street, but there’s nowhere to go because everything is closed.
*N.B. The shit is likely to be runny, hot and explosive.
*N.B. The shit is likely to be runny, hot and explosive.
by mckat January 14, 2018