dicktox

the act of cleansing male genitalia after an entcounter with a skanky ass ho'. can include physical scrubing of the penis and balls, doctor's visits, and/or prolonged abstinence.

Mike slept with Chistine and you know that bitch is dirty...now he's doing a dicktox.

by disaronno3 November 24, 2009

dicktox

also known as dick-tox, or dick detox, a dicktox is exactly what it sounds like: a detox from the dick. whether it's just getting some space from the men in your life or just hoppin' off the dick so that you can think clearly, a dicktox is necessary for any person who comes in contact with schlongs, or people with them.

lisa: so how are things with steven?
julia: pretty bomb actually, but i think i need a dicktox, all this hot bangin' is scrambling my a thoughts a lil'. i think i need a break so that i can think clearly.

by ericacaaa June 13, 2018

DickToke

to be a total fuck, (i.e a male that cuts his hair blowout style from upstate new york)

awh man, look at the DickToke tryin to spit some game on that girl

by irieboii January 15, 2009

dickton

Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.

I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.

by robopath January 10, 2009

Dicktown, USA

A town that is imagined to be a type of super-magnet for attractive men who want to fuck at the drop of a hat.

My dear, there’s something about driving all the way out to Dicktown, USA to increase our chances of having a lot of hot, red-blooded American, faceless sex that just strikes me as sensible!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Dicktopping

Painting a large penis on the roof of your home, esp. as a means to vandalize Google Maps.

(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)

Billy was late for school because he was busy dicktopping.

by the404 March 24, 2009

Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades

“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”

by mckat January 23, 2018