dicktox
the act of cleansing male genitalia after an entcounter with a skanky ass ho'. can include physical scrubing of the penis and balls, doctor's visits, and/or prolonged abstinence.
dicktox by disaronno3 November 24, 2009
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dicktox
also known as dick-tox, or dick detox, a dicktox is exactly what it sounds like: a detox from the dick. whether it's just getting some space from the men in your life or just hoppin' off the dick so that you can think clearly, a dicktox is necessary for any person who comes in contact with schlongs, or people with them.
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dicktox • dicktoxing • Dicktoxen • Dicktok • dickton • Dicktopping • Dicktowel • dickbox • dicktooth • dicktop
DickToke
Dicktown, USA
A town that is imagined to be a type of super-magnet for attractive men who want to fuck at the drop of a hat.
My dear, there’s something about driving all the way out to Dicktown, USA to increase our chances of having a lot of hot, red-blooded American, faceless sex that just strikes me as sensible!
Dicktown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019
Dicktopping
Painting a large penis on the roof of your home, esp. as a means to vandalize Google Maps.
(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)
(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)
Dicktopping by the404 March 24, 2009
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