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DickToke • Dicktok • Dicktowel • Dicktone • dickaoke • dickjoker • Dicktaker • dicktaketion • Dicktober • Dicktoeing
Dicktaker
A: Hey, Grawp, what are you doing tonight?
B: Hey dude, i think I'm down to take some dicks tonight.
A: Aw man, you're such a Dicktaker!
B: Hey dude, i think I'm down to take some dicks tonight.
A: Aw man, you're such a Dicktaker!
Dicktaker by Not_the_dt_forever September 13, 2011
dicktone
Sorry for my dicktone
dicktowel
A dicktowel is a girl who, no matter what you do or how you treat her, will come back and have sex with you. It wouldn't matter if you killed her little dog in its Prada bag right in front of her and her baby sister she will still take the penis without question.
A girl that is a towel for your dick that you can throw away and if necessary, pick it back up anytime for a flogging.
A girl that is a towel for your dick that you can throw away and if necessary, pick it back up anytime for a flogging.
dicktowel by Boston Dave January 12, 2009
dicktok
This girl on Tinder was complaining about all the dick pics she was getting, so I sent her a dicktok to up the ante.
dicktok by Clevergirl67423 December 2, 2021
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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