When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.

John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"

Tectonic Shit by Technobish October 31, 2017

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Tectonic Meat Slippage

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.

Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"

Tectonic Meat Slippage by killersbytrade January 31, 2010

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Tectoned

A term used to describe a situation when a person gets bad luck on weapon banners.

"Dude, Song of Broken Pines is literally avoiding me and I got another Aquila bruhh"
"Lol, you got Tectoned"

Tectoned by Tenney519 May 18, 2021

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Flesh Tectonics

The overlapping and constant movement of the flabs of skin on the obese man's abdomen.

My friend, evidence of the flesh tectonics is easily found at the all you can eat buffets and/or the dance floors.

Flesh Tectonics by Roadside Jesus September 25, 2009

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