dicktowel

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A dicktowel is a girl who, no matter what you do or how you treat her, will come back and have sex with you. It wouldn't matter if you killed her little dog in its Prada bag right in front of her and her baby sister she will still take the penis without question.

A girl that is a towel for your dick that you can throw away and if necessary, pick it back up anytime for a flogging.

Man he treats his girl like crap, she's such a dicktowel.

dicktowel by Boston Dave January 12, 2009

Words you can keep

Dicktowel

An individual that has a current self-esteem problem; someones bitch.

Quit being such a dicktowel

Dicktowel by T.J.Hooker June 14, 2004

Related Words

Dicktowel • Dick tower • Dickwell • Dicktone • Dicknoel • Dicktober • Dicktoeing • DickToke • Dicktose intolerant • Dicktown

DickToke

to be a total fuck, (i.e a male that cuts his hair blowout style from upstate new york)

awh man, look at the DickToke tryin to spit some game on that girl

DickToke by irieboii January 15, 2009

Dicktown, USA

A town that is imagined to be a type of super-magnet for attractive men who want to fuck at the drop of a hat.

My dear, there’s something about driving all the way out to Dicktown, USA to increase our chances of having a lot of hot, red-blooded American, faceless sex that just strikes me as sensible!

Dicktown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades

“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”

Dicktober by mckat January 23, 2018

Dick Towel

A towel, which you can purchase at dicktowel.com, that allows you to cover up, while jokingly exposing drawings of your private parts. One end of the towel has a large penis and the other end of the towel has a tiny penis, the smallest some have ever seen.

Dick Towel is proven to get you laid.

"Hey Dude, how'd you manage to bang Beth?"

"I was at the pool, and she totally wanted to bang me after I showed her the large bird on my Dick Towel."

Dick Towel by Chaseburgala November 18, 2009

Dickwelt

1. Common derogatory nickname, such as "asshole" or "cuntbag."
2. Sore on the penis.

1. You fucking dickwelt!
2. My dickwelts are sure acting up today.

Dickwelt by Sinker December 6, 2005

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026