Dicktention
Mike: Dammit I got another detention
Leo: For what?
Mike: For running in the halls!
Leo: What a dicktention!
Leo: For what?
Mike: For running in the halls!
Leo: What a dicktention!
Dicktention by DaGhettoBoi March 14, 2013
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Dicktention
When you've done something so bad, that your man stops giving you dick for an extended amount of time until you've learned your lesson.
Sarah: "I'm not having a very good day, I unplugged John's Xbox while he was playing and now I'm in dicktention."
Amy: "Was his dick good though?"
Sarah: "Yeah girl."
Amy: "Aw, shiiiit."
Amy: "Was his dick good though?"
Sarah: "Yeah girl."
Amy: "Aw, shiiiit."
Dicktention by Nyuunyuu May 7, 2018
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Dicktention
Carl: Is it me or Karen only talks about banging her boyfriend?
Peter: Thats true, she’s probably only dating him for Dicktention
Peter: Thats true, she’s probably only dating him for Dicktention
Dicktention by WoRdMaKeR_101 March 11, 2019
Dicktation
A "Gang" Symbol used in the Online series "Summer Heights High". Show using a picture of a dick with tation after it.
Dicktation by King Zaos September 27, 2008
dicktuition
The intuition that certain women and most gay men have for knowing the approximate length and girth of a stranger's penis.
dicktuition by bbfemmex January 13, 2010
distention
A trope used in drawn and written pornography when the penetrating item is big enough to make a visible lump in the uterus area of the character.
I’m not really into distention, it just looks like it hurts.
Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.
Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.
distention by I_Put_The_PAN_In_Panic November 18, 2020
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