Dicktention

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When you get a detention for a stupid ass reason...

Mike: Dammit I got another detention

Leo: For what?

Mike: For running in the halls!

Leo: What a dicktention!

Dicktention by DaGhettoBoi March 14, 2013

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Dicktention

When you've done something so bad, that your man stops giving you dick for an extended amount of time until you've learned your lesson.

Sarah: "I'm not having a very good day, I unplugged John's Xbox while he was playing and now I'm in dicktention."

Amy: "Was his dick good though?"

Sarah: "Yeah girl."

Amy: "Aw, shiiiit."

Dicktention by Nyuunyuu May 7, 2018

Related Words

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Dicktention

When someone is only dating for dick and attention

Carl: Is it me or Karen only talks about banging her boyfriend?
Peter: Thats true, she’s probably only dating him for Dicktention

Dicktention by WoRdMaKeR_101 March 11, 2019

Dicktation

A "Gang" Symbol used in the Online series "Summer Heights High". Show using a picture of a dick with tation after it.

"see you draw a dick and then "tation" and you have it dicktation.

Dicktation by King Zaos September 27, 2008

dicktuition

The intuition that certain women and most gay men have for knowing the approximate length and girth of a stranger's penis.

My dicktuition tells me he's packin!

dicktuition by bbfemmex January 13, 2010

distention

A trope used in drawn and written pornography when the penetrating item is big enough to make a visible lump in the uterus area of the character.

I’m not really into distention, it just looks like it hurts.

Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.

distention by I_Put_The_PAN_In_Panic November 18, 2020

dickrections

when your dick gives you directions

i often get lost when i follow my dickrections!

dickrections by sweet-tart February 14, 2015

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026