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When you get a detention for a stupid ass reason...
Mike: Dammit I got another detention

Leo: For what?

Mike: For running in the halls!

Leo: What a dicktention!
by DaGhettoBoi March 11, 2013
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When you've done something so bad, that your man stops giving you dick for an extended amount of time until you've learned your lesson.
Sarah: "I'm not having a very good day, I unplugged John's Xbox while he was playing and now I'm in dicktention."

Amy: "Was his dick good though?"

Sarah: "Yeah girl."

Amy: "Aw, shiiiit."
by Nyuunyuu May 07, 2018
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