Dicktention 

When you get a detention for a stupid ass reason...

Mike: Dammit I got another detention

Leo: For what?

Mike: For running in the halls!

Leo: What a dicktention!

Dicktention by DaGhettoBoi March 14, 2013

Dicktention 

When you've done something so bad, that your man stops giving you dick for an extended amount of time until you've learned your lesson.

Sarah: "I'm not having a very good day, I unplugged John's Xbox while he was playing and now I'm in dicktention."

Amy: "Was his dick good though?"

Sarah: "Yeah girl."

Amy: "Aw, shiiiit."

Dicktention by Nyuunyuu May 7, 2018

Dicktention 

When someone is only dating for dick and attention

Carl: Is it me or Karen only talks about banging her boyfriend?
Peter: Thats true, she’s probably only dating him for Dicktention

Dicktention by WoRdMaKeR_101 March 11, 2019

Dicktation 

A "Gang" Symbol used in the Online series "Summer Heights High". Show using a picture of a dick with tation after it.

"see you draw a dick and then "tation" and you have it dicktation.

Dicktation by King Zaos September 27, 2008

dicktuition 

The intuition that certain women and most gay men have for knowing the approximate length and girth of a stranger's penis.

My dicktuition tells me he's packin!

dicktuition by bbfemmex January 13, 2010

distention 

A trope used in drawn and written pornography when the penetrating item is big enough to make a visible lump in the uterus area of the character.

I’m not really into distention, it just looks like it hurts.

Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.

distention by I_Put_The_PAN_In_Panic November 18, 2020

dickrections 

when your dick gives you directions

i often get lost when i follow my dickrections!

dickrections by sweet-tart February 14, 2015