Dicktention

When you get a detention for a stupid ass reason...

Mike: Dammit I got another detention

Leo: For what?

Mike: For running in the halls!

Leo: What a dicktention!

by DaGhettoBoi March 14, 2013

Dicktention

When someone is only dating for dick and attention

Carl: Is it me or Karen only talks about banging her boyfriend?
Peter: Thats true, she’s probably only dating him for Dicktention

by WoRdMaKeR_101 March 11, 2019

Dicktention

When you've done something so bad, that your man stops giving you dick for an extended amount of time until you've learned your lesson.

Sarah: "I'm not having a very good day, I unplugged John's Xbox while he was playing and now I'm in dicktention."

Amy: "Was his dick good though?"

Sarah: "Yeah girl."

Amy: "Aw, shiiiit."

by Nyuunyuu May 7, 2018