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When you are done with dicks and men that want to talk about their dicks (penises) or dick size. Taking a break to flush the system.

I'm sorry Natalie, but I will be dicktoxing for another few weeks so please do not try to set me up with your friend George.

dicktoxing by Ballsonchin November 16, 2014

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Dicktoxing

The act of abstaining from sex and or a dick attached to a toxic male so you can focus on yourself.

I am owning my power, my body and dicktoxing.

Dicktoxing by LadyJLee1009 July 6, 2021

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Dicktopping

Painting a large penis on the roof of your home, esp. as a means to vandalize Google Maps.

(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)

Billy was late for school because he was busy dicktopping.

Dicktopping by the404 March 24, 2009

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Dicktopping

a verb; the act of painting a penis on the roof of a house.

Rory McInnes saw a giant phallus on the roof of his house after dicktopping it the previous summer.

Dicktopping by 404Listener March 24, 2009

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dicktopping

Drawing/painting a dick/penis on the roof of something so it can be seen by someone flying over. This word was invented on the CNET podcast "404". http://www.cnet.com/8301-13952_1-10203032-81.html?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=Crave

see origin:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece

dude, did you see me dicktopping the school last night!?!? i hope the news helicopter sees it when they fly over!

dicktopping by BsbllUH11C March 24, 2009

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dicktopping

The act of drawing a large, visible penis on top of a structure or large moving vehicle like a bus or house.

Invented by Jeff Bakalar on Cnets the 404

Hey man we're going dicktopping, you wanna come?

Dude I was on google maps and somebody totally dicktopped that house!

dicktopping by Neo1513 March 24, 2009

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dickboxing

A sport including two men (gay or straight) who with their mighty hard swords battle until the opposer loses by either death or cum.

also a mock name for kickboxing

Person 1 "i challenge you to dickboxing battle to the cum

Person 2 "get ready to cum first, challenge accepted"

dickboxing by Canarisk December 23, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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