Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.
I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sexslaves.
Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades
“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.