Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.
I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.
Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick Dick-scapades
“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”