Desperick

Noun: When you go charging in with all your might, with no regard for waiting. A portmanteau of Desperate and Maverick, inspired by mixing Jamie MacDonald- Desperate and Lady Gaga- Hold My Hand (from Top Gun: Maverick).

I went full desperick on that final. I had to pass or else, I'd fail that course.

Desperick by Speedqueen May 11, 2026

desperism 

"Desperism" : The action of publicly ruining your personal reputation through a desperate or humiliating act in order to preserve a flawed ideology, statement of innocence or ill reputed corporate mandate.

Example #1: "The desperism is evident as John still insists that the world is flat even after seeing the photographs of earth from space.
"Example #2: "Despite the overwhelming physical evidence that proved beyond a doubt that Robert was guilty of the murder, in an act of desperism, he continued to claim his innocence without introducing any contradictory new evidence to provide credence to his statement."
Example #3:"A recent clinically study proved that new widgets produced by FLUBBY INCORPORATED contain lethal amounts of toxic substances. Despite these findings, in an act of desperism, FLUBBY INC'c president released the following statement... "Our products are 100% safe and we urge consumers to continue using FLUBBY brand widgets."

desperism by Lance Campeau October 10, 2007

Desperita 

When you are desperately in need of a drink but you are all out of other liquor and mixers and left only with tequila and random other beverages.

Liquor store is closed and all I have left is tequila and Dr. Pepper. Looks like it's time for a desperita!

Desperita by houston34baby May 25, 2019

Desperacity Climax 

The point at which a person reaches the intersection of drunk and desperate.

Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax

Desperacity Climax by DrunkNDesperate June 28, 2012

desperacy 

Check desperate.

I cry from desperacy of wanting the book.

desperacy by Terrum May 16, 2009

Desperita 

That mom who is overly sexual with her teens friends, telling them what weird things on urban dictionary mean and asking them inappropriate questions while their swinging ham titties spill out over a vest from the toddler section.... Will break out in sexual dancing at even a hint of a beat. Been know to grind there own living room doors upon entering a room to assert dominance. Calls themselves 'the cool mom' while frequently stating...... I could be your sister. Everyone says it! Will slut drop on command.

Have you seen her over there with the kids trying to be all cool and that, letting them all hang in her house all day and acting like she's 15........what a desperita.

Desperita by Banoffeemoo February 22, 2021

Desperititus

When your so desperate for friends or romance, ect. that you make up people and their imaginary lives to convince other's they really do have a life.

Friend: "My boyfriend just got a myspace!"
Friend's Friend: "Oh really, I'll go look at it. Hey - wait, he's only got two friends: you and Tom. I think you have a case of desperititus!"

Desperititus by kaylaandfreakinjenna December 28, 2008