Definitions by Speedqueen

Desperate

Noun:

A song from Jamie MacDonald. One of her best songs. She wrote it when her father was dying.

I'm at the end of myself and I'm
Tired, I've tried all that I know to do
Right now it's just by a thread but I'm
I'm hanging on to You
I'm running out of hope
I need a miracle
And if I ever needed You, it's right now
Oh God, I'm desperate
Down on my knees
Send help from heaven
'Cause that's what I need
Redeem this wreckage
Restore my peace
I'm not asking, I'm begging
Lord, come through for me
I need Heaven and I'm
Desperate
Desperate
Oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
Prayed all the prayers I can pray but I
I won't stop knocking 'til You open the door
You can move a mountain
You can calm a storm
I know You can 'cause I've seen it before
Oh God, I'm desperate
Down on my knees
Send help from Heaven
'Cause that's what I need
Redeem this wreckage
Restore my peace
I'm not asking, I'm begging
Lord, come through for me
I need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
And You're my only hope
I need a miracle
And if I ever needed You, it's right now
Oh God, I'm desperate
Down on my knees
Send help from Heaven
'Cause that's what I need
Redeem this wreckage
Restore my peace
I'm not asking, I'm begging
Lord, come through for me
I need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
(Oh) oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm.
(Desperate).

Desperate by Speedqueen March 29, 2026

Jamie MacDonald

The singer whose soul screams a young 15, despite going through turmoils. She sung:

Desperate. Desperate. Oh, I need heaven, I need heaven and I'm.

Where is my guilt, where is my shame? I LEFT IT IN THE RIVER!

Jamie MacDonald is the new face of Christian music since 2025.

Jamie MacDonald by Speedqueen March 10, 2026

rickandmortis

Noun:
1. The condition where a chicken is still able to move after getting its head cut off.
2. One that resembles still moving along while being greatly destroyed one way or another, but anticipating a downward trajectory.

1. That chicken is still moving! It’s got rickandmortis.
2. The 49ers without Nick Bosa have rickandmortis. They still win games, but they may miss the playoffs.

rickandmortis by Speedqueen October 20, 2025

SEESH! 

A term coined by Team S.O.S. Founder and S.O.S. Communications, Inc. Co-Founder, Adam Ayoub, used to express the element of surprise, shock, and revelation. Typically used in light-bulb-esque moments.

- "What ended in 1896?"
Me: 1895.
- "SEESH!"

SEESH! by Speedqueen May 17, 2025

Jz. 

Noun: an abbreviation for jizz.

BBT: Guga uses a lot of Jz. He likes it with onions and bloody steaks.

Jz. by Speedqueen March 26, 2025

MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! 

The sound a goal horn makes, thus the official term given by S.O.S. Communications, Inc. cofounder Cesar Blanco for a score in any NFL, NHL, MLB, soccer, etc. game.

(goal happens) MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(touchdown caught) MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! by Speedqueen February 18, 2025

heavyset

Something that Billy Bob Tanley says every time he wants to say "fat" because he's afraid YouTube will kill off his content for cyberbullying.

Guga: "This beef has a lot of fat!"
Billy: "You mean a lot of heavyset? Don't say fat, because YouTube will get offended, you know, uh, fat-shaming. (5 seconds later) I hate YouTube!"

heavyset by Speedqueen February 18, 2025