a life

If you're in a desperate need to look up the definition for this word, then you probably don't have one.

Do you have a life?

by iknowihavenolife December 21, 2011

a life

Something most people including you do in fact not possess because either they are anti-social(like me), are complete assholes to everyone, or a hipster.

"you do not have a life. And your friend next to you doesn't have one either, you dumb shits."

by Sir Fags-A-Lot May 4, 2017

a life

something you dont have dumbass

can i get a life

FUCK NO

by wanna be fun December 17, 2018

a life

something people (like angry family members, meanies, poo-poo heads) tell us all to get, but never tell us where...

P1: "get a life"
P2: "where?"

by the milk your dad left you for May 25, 2023

Life is life

The best response to the pointless question "how's life?"

Them: Hey dude! How's life?
You knowing this is a horrible conversation starter: life is life

by Jezij August 31, 2018

life

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

life

The meaningless void between birth and death.

Life's a bitch, and then you die.

by Mr. Cynic May 29, 2005