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Do you have a life?
by iknowihavenolife December 20, 2011
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Something most people including you do in fact not possess because either they are anti-social(like me), are complete assholes to everyone, or a hipster.
"you do not have a life. And your friend next to you doesn't have one either, you dumb shits."
by Sir Fags-A-Lot May 04, 2017
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OnE oF tHe MoSt RaRe ThInGs YoU cOuLd PoSsIbLy PosSeSs.
MANy do not have one. UNless you're a human being who has lead a hardworking, honest living, and has a good career, a wife, etc., etc.
Jefferson, you spent 12 minutes making an entry on the fucking urban dictionary. You need a life
by semeM April 16, 2018
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