When you are desperately in need of a drink but you are all out of other liquor and mixers and left only with tequila and random other beverages.
Liquor store is closed and all I have left is tequila and Dr. Pepper. Looks like it's time for a desperita!
by houston34baby May 25, 2019
Get the Desperita mug.That mom who is overly sexual with her teens friends, telling them what weird things on urban dictionary mean and asking them inappropriate questions while their swinging ham titties spill out over a vest from the toddler section.... Will break out in sexual dancing at even a hint of a beat. Been know to grind there own living room doors upon entering a room to assert dominance. Calls themselves 'the cool mom' while frequently stating...... I could be your sister. Everyone says it! Will slut drop on command.
Have you seen her over there with the kids trying to be all cool and that, letting them all hang in her house all day and acting like she's 15........what a desperita.
by Banoffeemoo February 22, 2021
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That peanut buster parfait is dessertable!
by Caveman111 December 28, 2011
Get the dessertable mug.A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!
by jfranksNbeans October 13, 2014
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"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017
Get the desperate af mug.A person who only eats desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. A dessertarian may or may not abstain from the consumption of other foods. A dessertarian is sometimes seen as hangry. Women (and some men) of all ages may practice dessertarianism as a fad diet or when trying to overcome heartbreak.
Friend 1: Have you seen Sarah lately? She keeps posting pictures on instagram of desserts, it's like she eats nothing but sweets...
Friend 2: Yeah I know. She's a dessertarian.
Friend 2: Yeah I know. She's a dessertarian.
by Queen_W May 15, 2015
Get the Dessertarian mug.I tried to pull all last night , but I couldn't till the end, she was a right munter , that's last minute desperation for you
by mitch00uk April 3, 2015
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