When you are desperately in need of a drink but you are all out of other liquor and mixers and left only with tequila and random other beverages.
Liquor store is closed and all I have left is tequila and Dr. Pepper. Looks like it's time for a desperita!
by houston34baby May 25, 2019
That mom who is overly sexual with her teens friends, telling them what weird things on urban dictionary mean and asking them inappropriate questions while their swinging ham titties spill out over a vest from the toddler section.... Will break out in sexual dancing at even a hint of a beat. Been know to grind there own living room doors upon entering a room to assert dominance. Calls themselves 'the cool mom' while frequently stating...... I could be your sister. Everyone says it! Will slut drop on command.
Have you seen her over there with the kids trying to be all cool and that, letting them all hang in her house all day and acting like she's 15........what a desperita.
by Banoffeemoo February 22, 2021