innocence

What you lose when you go to www.urbandictionary.com

I lost my innocence while doing random word on the urbandictionary

by Orange_Joe June 24, 2016

innocence

A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she is making little sleeping bags for mice.

its a joke, if you think this is the real definiton of innocence, then you are a dumbass

by Afotey October 8, 2005

innocence

Not being introduced to the internet. Specifically tumblr for example.

Friend 1: "dude, I just heard about this great website called tumblr.com!"
Friend 2: "oh jeez, don't go on there. That's where your innocence and childhood go to die."

by Herpaderp17 October 6, 2013

innocence

Something you lose when you use the Internet
You're probably not innocent

Andy: Have you seen Pornhub.com?
Harry: Fuck you! you ruined my innocence.

by A horrible Person August 24, 2017

innocence

1. slang for 'inner-sense'.
2. slang for 'in a sense'.
3. slang for 'in essence'.

1. I've got an feeling of innocence.
2. It is simply not true, innocence.
3. There is lots of potential energy, innocence.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

innocence

Someone who posts something stupid while drunk.

For example:

Post 1: "Yunky, why do your farts smell like vaseline?

Post 2: "Oh, sorry, pulled an Innocence."

by Cydel September 26, 2005

Innocence

Life's greatest lie

What is life's greatest illusion: Innocence my brother

by The brotherhood is real April 18, 2016