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The Jack O' Lantern, Mwhahahaha The chocolite, Mwhahahaha. :alberterio:

Thats the way to describe a spooky person who hates his emojis used by everyone else or does very spooky stuff.
This person is such a decafa!
Decafa by Matsuro October 2, 2024
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decafecate 

To evacuate one's bowels after a triple espresso.
I decafecated just this morning in Starbucks.
decafecate by Randy Randerson November 29, 2013
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Decaf Mf 

A mf who DOESN'T drink coffee or any caffeinated beverage
That Decaf Mf only drinks water
Decaf Mf by TheLadyBlacknight March 15, 2023
An outrageously powerful slap delivered into the ear by the inside of one's bare palm. A loud slap is heard from across the room and the victim is usually left temporarily deaf, hence the name. The slap is preferably delivered after administering a droplet of spit into the palm and without the victim seeing it coming. It can be used as a verb in all tenses.
Noun: Ron Artest just gave that fan a mean deafazz.

Verb: Keep talking that smack and you'll get deafazzed.

smack, thump, slap, bitch-slap, bitchslap

Decaf person 

A person who is so boring they make you yawn
P1: Josh was such a decaf person I thought I was going to die of boredom

P2: Lol what'd he do
P1: He didn't do anything literally

P2: oof
de⋅caff⋅lon

Having to complete an extra ten hour shift, at short notice, and without caffeine.
Bill: You look tired.

Ted: Had to keep going last night, even tho the boss forgot to buy the coffee.... It was a bit of a decaflon, I ended up stealing a couple of Red Bulls from the fridge.
Decaflon by KeithMyArthe December 22, 2009
verb-
the art of adorning the atmosphere with "farts" or "butt burps" (as they are called colloquially) timed to release to the tune of a song.
The whole room erupted in applause and a standing ovation after Evan decofarted "London Bridge" with fully syncopated rhythms and backbeats.
decofart by La-Queef-A December 12, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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