Decafa 

The Jack O' Lantern, Mwhahahaha The chocolite, Mwhahahaha. :alberterio:

Thats the way to describe a spooky person who hates his emojis used by everyone else or does very spooky stuff.

This person is such a decafa!

Decafa by Matsuro October 2, 2024

decafecate 

To evacuate one's bowels after a triple espresso.

I decafecated just this morning in Starbucks.

decafecate by Randy Randerson November 29, 2013

Decaf Mf 

A mf who DOESN'T drink coffee or any caffeinated beverage

That Decaf Mf only drinks water

Decaf Mf by darkestdarci March 15, 2023

Deafazz 

An outrageously powerful slap delivered into the ear by the inside of one's bare palm. A loud slap is heard from across the room and the victim is usually left temporarily deaf, hence the name. The slap is preferably delivered after administering a droplet of spit into the palm and without the victim seeing it coming. It can be used as a verb in all tenses.

Noun: Ron Artest just gave that fan a mean deafazz.

Verb: Keep talking that smack and you'll get deafazzed.

smack, thump, slap, bitch-slap, bitchslap

Deafazz by Toronto English Teacher March 2, 2011

Decaf person 

A person who is so boring they make you yawn

P1: Josh was such a decaf person I thought I was going to die of boredom

P2: Lol what'd he do
P1: He didn't do anything literally

P2: oof

Decaf person by 131313131313131313131313 April 9, 2021

Decaflon

de⋅caff⋅lon
 
Having to complete an extra ten hour shift, at short notice, and without caffeine.

Bill: You look tired.

Ted: Had to keep going last night, even tho the boss forgot to buy the coffee.... It was a bit of a decaflon, I ended up stealing a couple of Red Bulls from the fridge.

Decaflon by KeithMyArthe December 22, 2009

decofart

verb-
the art of adorning the atmosphere with "farts" or "butt burps" (as they are called colloquially) timed to release to the tune of a song.

The whole room erupted in applause and a standing ovation after Evan decofarted "London Bridge" with fully syncopated rhythms and backbeats.

decofart by La-Queef-A December 12, 2008