yawn

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."

Dr. Phil: "LOL!"

by ZCMC March 10, 2009

yawn

The single most contagious thing in the known universe. Can be passed from person to person by the mystery of F-Gas.

Me: Darn you!! Stop yawning!!!
Ac: I can't help it!! *Yawn* I'm tired!! I got potatoed to death last night!!

by KittyGirl August 14, 2004

yawn

what you do when you're tired. usually occurs in math or school in general. contagious to two people.

*yawn*

by sleepisbetter June 12, 2003

yawn

A biological mechanism, commonly of mammals, used to restore oxygen to the brain when fatigued.

If none of us yawned we would either pass out or become mentally debilitated, so yawning during a boring conversation is not that rude after all.

by Limbo April 14, 2006

yawn

A person, place, or event that is found to be boring.

This opera is such a yawn...

by Aerienne March 6, 2005

yawn

An act of sucking ghost dick.

Me:*yawn*
Friend: We don't suck ghost dick around here!

by yawnnnnnnnn January 2, 2016

yawn

Something someone does when they need a big breath of air, or more air in their lungs. Usually it occurs when kids are bored at school.

*yawn* This teacher is so boring, all he talks about is his problems with his wife....geez, do we really need to know this to succeed in life? *yawwwwn* =(

by Dinah November 19, 2004