Decaffitated

Someone secretly switching your coffee to decaf thus rendering you useless.

I was kind of a dick to the guy at starbucks today, I think he may have decaffitated me.

by Craylon Jennings December 14, 2010

decaffitated

When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.

"Dude, I couldn't even find a clean pair of socks this morning, I was so decaffitated."

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

decafficate

To shit your pants after a triple expresso or large amount of caffeine

I decafficated all over the floor in starbucks this morning

by Bogfresh December 16, 2013

Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.

Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.

by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009

Decapitated

An awesome death metal band from Poland.

Decapitated are better than you.

by zappp November 15, 2005

Decalfinated

An athlete has an injury to his calf.

I see where the Green Bay quarterback was decalfinated in last week's game

by MeskMan January 11, 2015

Decapitated

Headless.

I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021