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evacuate
Removing such a large amount of excrement from your bowels that it leaves a void, like the forced evacuation whites from the inner city (or injuns from their land, or jews from poland).
evacuate by Crakronite May 18, 2006
Evacuate
Euphemism for "surrender," which the MSM considers too embarrassing for the narratives they are pushing.
evacuate your fudge barrel
a synonym for taking a shit, etc. Originates from the process in which fudge is added during ice cream production.
"This is where we use powerful pneumatic pistons to evacuate our fudge barrels"
"hey JJ, you just ate 3 pounds of burrito, you should go evacuate your fudge barrel before we get in the car"
"hey JJ, you just ate 3 pounds of burrito, you should go evacuate your fudge barrel before we get in the car"
evacuate your fudge barrel by Mr. U January 19, 2007
Evacuate The Dancefloor
Codeword for when you have explosive diarrhea. Used when you need to excuse yourself, or explain why you were late.
Evacuate The Dancefloor by bustedbeatbox November 12, 2010
evacuate your Superdome
"Baby, I'm gonna buy you one more round of wine coolers, and then we're gonna go park in the alley and I'm gonna evacuate your Superdome."
evacuate your Superdome by Lil' Camper September 16, 2005
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