decafecate

To evacuate one's bowels after a triple espresso.

I decafecated just this morning in Starbucks.

by Randy Randerson November 29, 2013

Defecate deficit

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

decafficate

To shit your pants after a triple expresso or large amount of caffeine

I decafficated all over the floor in starbucks this morning

by Bogfresh December 16, 2013

defaecate

The method by which Government desseminates its political messages.

The Prime Minister proceeded to defaecate in front of the press conference.

by Luke Dawson April 30, 2004

defecate

To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.

"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.

by Cliff Dickens January 5, 2004

defecate

to void the bowels; to shit

dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)

by I <3 Mike Hunt October 10, 2007