beverage

What drinks are when they're not allowed somewhere.

Sign: "No food or beverages"

You: "What the fuck is a beverage?"

by ex-cretin September 17, 2010

beverage

The act of getting upset when there's something in your beer.

Man, there's a "v" in my beer! I have beverage. Grrrr...

by hootface October 22, 2009

beverage

to drink something, as in a beverage.

“I like to beverage iced tea.” or “We beveraged while discussing our project proposal.”

by bread infection December 9, 2009

Beverage

Derived from the sexual position "The Beverly Hills" where a man finds the girl at the bar that has the biggest ego and thinks that her "shit don't stink". Said man takes this girl home and while ploughing her doggie style, he sticks two fingers in her buttocks and shoves both fingers in her nose, then says: "Shit don't stink now, does it?". These girls are usually found in Beverly Hills.

A girl walking down the street with her head held high like she rules the world walks in front of two males.
"Holy shit, check out the massive beverage."

by foog September 3, 2005

Beverage

A word used during a consumption game to avoid the use of the D work!!

I would like some of my Beverage

by Mr Hazaar November 19, 2011

Beverage

To suck on someone’s tits or cock.

Can you give me a beverage

by Aussiedirtyslang June 5, 2023

beverage mic

When you're holding an open beverage, but prevented from drinking from it because you're in mid-conversation.

I was holding this beverage mic for the longest time while debating abortion issues.

by dzhen7814 May 7, 2009