When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.
Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).