Cumberling

Newly found life form found on a shcool table, white and clumpy

Liam: Wow zack look i found another cumberling
Zack: why does no one ever cum in me
Matthew: say less

by Whydopeoplekeeptakingpseudonym July 3, 2022

Cumberbinge

A long session of watching a great deal of movies and/or TV shows involving the fabulous British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. A marathon of BBC's Sherlock would be considered a Cumberbinge, for example. Side effects of this activity may include, but are not limited to, helpless squeeing, desperate longing, insane happiness, cravings for tea, biscuits, or other typically British foods, and an increased admiration for Benedict Cumberbatch's cheekbones, if such a thing is possible.

Girl: I was going to do homework, but instead I ended up on a massive Cumberbinge. Oops.

Fangirl 1: Want to have a sleepover? We can go on an all-night Cumberbinge!
Fangirl 2: Ohmygoodness yes! I love him! I'll make tea, shall I?

by Hobo Style March 1, 2012

Cumberland Farms

Gas station commonly found in New England

I'm out of gas. Let's walk to Cumberland farms and fill up the gas can.

by billybob90210 July 8, 2010

Cumberland Valley High School

School district where practically everybody is addicted to juuling or weed. If you don’t juul your either labeled as suicidle, depressed, a virgin, or mentally challenged. The girls are known for being mad hoes most pregnant by 16. The guys only use freshman for booty or weed. Everywhere you turn people are either making out, fucking, or juuling.

Kevin: yo did you hear about that girl who’s boyfriend got a juul stuck in her vagina

Nick: Must be from Cumberland Valley High School

by whitekidwhoactsblack April 21, 2018

combelling

to be stricken with joy or glee.

cher: do you see how boys are responding? my heart is totally bursting!

dionne: i know, i'm combelling!

by carleazyagain November 27, 2006

cumburping gutterslut

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.

Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.

by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007

cumberland jawns

a term used to describe a dickhead who gets high and hangs out in a Cumberland Farms parking lot. A Cumberland Jawns is usually a chubby stoner high school kid who drives around in his mom's ride. Cumberlans Jawns' usually congregate together and refer to each other as such. Can be shortened to "Jawnsen" or simple "Jawns"

Joey: "What's good, Cumberland Jawns?"
Lawrence: "Not much, Jawns. Just chillen"

by Chief Longsocks May 22, 2016