57 definitions by benny b from the bronx

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Bruce Lee: Look at this tile-faced motherfucker.
Jose Contreras: (muffled) Shut the fuck up
by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007
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Perhaps the greatest jazz bassist of all time. An extremely influential and original composer as well.
Known for his legendary temper earning him the nickname "The Angry Man of Jazz." Mingus vented his frustration over racial injustice through public protest and occasionally musically. A great example being his brilliant "Fables of Faubus", a biting satire of sorts about the racist Arkansas Governor Orval Faubus.
He died in 1979 at age 56 of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, or Lou Gehrig's disease.
If you're just getting into Mingus, I highly recommend his classic 1959 album Mingus Ah Um. It's not only one of my favorite jazz albums but his most accessible work.
Bruce Lee: Jaco Pastorius is an absolute master and I dig his music, but Charles Mingus sucks me in more with his soulful sound.
Jose Contreras: Agreed, he's a more interesting composer. And what a fascinating motherfucker too.
by benny b from the bronx August 16, 2007
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In poker, trying continually to hit long shots.
Jose Contreras: That dumbass keeps chasing with his low pocket pairs.
Bruce Lee: He's probably on tilt, don't tell him though... I'm winning a lot of fuckin money.
by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005
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an extremely dangerous, potentially fatal punch to the torso area (especially the kidney region) where one twists his fist violently on impact thus causing great discomfort and suffering on the receiving end
"men" such as woo are particularly susceptible to tremor punches and could die on impact... so use caution
this term was originated by Drew M (known by some as John Belushi) and was first tested on the biggest oaf on the planet, woo
Bruce Lee: If I were to tremor punch you at this moment, you would be hospitalized at best.
Jose Contreras: I know... so please dont.
by benny b from the bronx February 26, 2005
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1. A girl of alarmingly small stature; she is always short and, in practically every case very skinny as well.
Not only does she have these inadmirable traits but, in addition, she always acts fiesty and quite often is an annoying bitch.
Maret School President, and perhaps the most respected man when it comes to these matters, woo, recently expressed his sentiments on squabble snakes in an interview with Time Magazine, stating "when i see a squabble snake i usually like to keep my distance, however, when they are extra annoying, i sometimes need to act out of character a little bit and tear their clothing off and inflict pain."
Jose Contreras: How would you describe a squabble snake?
Bruce Lee: She is the kind of thing/girl you would pay money to kick.
by benny b from the bronx November 02, 2004
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Amount of money or chips that each player puts into the pot before the cards are dealt.
Bruce Lee: How much is the ante for this game?
Jose Contreras: 100 bucks or your left testicle... your choice.
by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005
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n. the inability to remember what happened while drinking the night before
Bruce Lee: Man, I can't remember shit from that night
Jose Contreras: Early case of alcoheimers
by benny b from the bronx May 10, 2006
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