Cumberbinge

A long session of watching a great deal of movies and/or TV shows involving the fabulous British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. A marathon of BBC's Sherlock would be considered a Cumberbinge, for example. Side effects of this activity may include, but are not limited to, helpless squeeing, desperate longing, insane happiness, cravings for tea, biscuits, or other typically British foods, and an increased admiration for Benedict Cumberbatch's cheekbones, if such a thing is possible.

Girl: I was going to do homework, but instead I ended up on a massive Cumberbinge. Oops.

Fangirl 1: Want to have a sleepover? We can go on an all-night Cumberbinge!
Fangirl 2: Ohmygoodness yes! I love him! I'll make tea, shall I?

by Hobo Style March 1, 2012

cumbering

cumbering someone's batch
meaning
erotically touching someone's genitalia

as in...

Male: How about cumbering my batch, babe?
Female: Sure, babe.

by lexxxxy January 22, 2014

Cumberling

Newly found life form found on a shcool table, white and clumpy

Liam: Wow zack look i found another cumberling
Zack: why does no one ever cum in me
Matthew: say less

by Whydopeoplekeeptakingpseudonym July 3, 2022

Tri-cumbering

When you tie three cucumbers together in a triangle shape and stuff them into your vagina and you begin to masterbate with them.

My boyfriends penis is too small, so I tried tri-cumbering and had the best orgasm

by Lesbiancentral July 19, 2019